{"id":3308,"date":"2022-07-12T07:38:14","date_gmt":"2022-07-12T07:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hermagic.com\/?p=3308"},"modified":"2023-04-03T18:10:24","modified_gmt":"2023-04-03T12:40:24","slug":"oh-you-want-curly-hair-heres-a-reality-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/oh-you-want-curly-hair-heres-a-reality-check\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, chce\u0161 kudrnat\u00e9 vlasy? Tady je kontrola reality"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jako \u017eena s kudrnat\u00fdmi vlasy jsem \u010dasto podl\u00e9hal \u017e\u00e1rlivosti \u017een s rovn\u00fdmi vlasy, kter\u00e9 \u017easly nad t\u00edm, jak moje spir\u00e1ly jdou: \u201eJe to tak n\u00e1dhern\u00e9! p\u0159eji si\u00a0m\u016fj<\/em>\u00a0vlasy byly kudrnat\u00e9." Jo, ne holka, ty ne. D\u00e1vat pozor, co si p\u0159eje\u0161. Dovolte mi to up\u0159esnit.<\/p>\n

Reklamy na kosmetick\u00e9 produkty byly v 80. a 90. letech pln\u00e9 modelek s dlouh\u00fdmi rovn\u00fdmi vlasy. \u0160ampon, olej na vlasy, peklo, dokonce i reklamy na \u017eivotn\u00ed poji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed m\u011bly jen \u017eeny s rovn\u00fdmi vlasy. Cht\u011bl jsem vlasy jako ty \u017eeny, kter\u00e9 bych si mohl zastr\u010dit sv\u00fdmi stylov\u00fdmi slune\u010dn\u00edmi br\u00fdlemi, sexy je p\u0159evr\u00e1tit, a pak by n\u00e1dhern\u011b l\u00e9taly ve v\u011btru, kdy\u017e kolem pro\u0161el chlap, proto\u017ee hej, p\u0159esn\u011b to se v re\u00e1ln\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b st\u00e1v\u00e1. Jen ne kudrnat\u00fdm holk\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee kdy\u017e m\u00e1\u0161 kudrlinky, vid\u00ed, jak s nimi \u0161ust\u00ed v\u00edtr a \u0159eknou: "Ach jo, ty a \u010d\u00ed arm\u00e1da, d\u011bvko?" Pokou\u0161et se zatla\u010dit kade\u0159e pomoc\u00ed slune\u010dn\u00edch br\u00fdl\u00ed je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Dostat je pot\u00e9 z t\u011bch slune\u010dn\u00edch br\u00fdl\u00ed je 13. Herkulova pr\u00e1ce. Pokud jde o jejich uvoln\u011bn\u00ed po dobu del\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e 10 minut: p\u0159istihli v\u00e1s n\u011bkdy v\u00fdpadky proudu? Uprost\u0159ed l\u00e9ta? Pod dekou? To jo. \u017de.<\/p>\n

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Pro\u010d jsem si prost\u011b neurovnal vlasy, pt\u00e1\u0161 se? Na to jsou dv\u011b odpov\u011bdi. Prvn\u00ed je, \u017ee jsem hluboce st\u0159edn\u00ed t\u0159\u00edda. Tak\u017ee utr\u00e1cet tuny pen\u011bz a \u010dasu za \u010dinnost, kter\u00e1 se mus\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fdch \u010dtrn\u00e1ct dn\u00ed opakovat, mi moc nesed\u00ed. A za druh\u00e9, nem\u011bl jsem velk\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed s vlasy... experimenty. Pokou\u0161el jsem se z\u00edskat ofinu, skon\u010dil jsem s \u0161vihnut\u00edm, kter\u00e9 se nafouklo do chom\u00e1\u010de vlas\u016f, kter\u00fd se mi vzn\u00e1\u0161el na linii vlas\u016f jako jemn\u00fd, bavln\u011bn\u00fd oblak surreality. Zkusil jsem barvu vlas\u016f \u2013 pan\u00ed ze salonu nem\u011bla syt\u011b \u010dervenou, jakou jsem cht\u011bl, tak jsem dostal barvu, o kter\u00e9 m\u011b ujistila, \u017ee bude vypadat m\u011bd\u011bn\u011b. Vypadal oran\u017eov\u011b a M\u011aS\u00cdCE nevybledl. j\u00e1\u00a0d\u011blal<\/em>\u00a0jednou si vy\u017eehlit vlasy a m\u016fj p\u0159\u00edtel mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee vypad\u00e1m jako "Morticia Adamsov\u00e1...co? To je kompliment!" Vyzkou\u0161el jsem tak\u00e9 lob \u2013 dlouh\u00fd bob \u2013 \u00fa\u010des navr\u017een\u00fd tak, aby kudrnat\u00e9 \u017eeny vypadaly, jako by utekly z psychiatrick\u00e9 l\u00e9\u010debny, kde se d\u00edvaj\u00ed na v\u011bzn\u011b a \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed: \u201eTady, vezm\u011bte si n\u016f\u017eky.\u201c<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee ano, ne. Pro m\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 narovn\u00e1n\u00ed. Po\u0159\u00e1d ten sam\u00fd star\u00fd \u00fa\u010des. Proto\u017ee bez ohledu na to, do jak\u00e9ho luxusn\u00edho salonu jdete, bez ohledu na to, jak\u00e9ho drah\u00e9ho stylistu konzultujete, pokud si nezkr\u00e1t\u00edte kudrnat\u00e9 vlasy, lid\u00e9 nikdy nepoznaj\u00ed, \u017ee jste se nechali ost\u0159\u00edhat. A to se ani nedostanu do procenta sv\u00e9ho ro\u010dn\u00edho p\u0159\u00edjmu, kter\u00e9 utrat\u00edm za \u201eprodukty\u201c, kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed zes\u00edlit, zkrotit, o\u017eivit, vytvarovat a celkov\u011b vytvo\u0159it kudrlinky, kter\u00e9 vypadaj\u00ed jako u kryc\u00ed d\u00edvky. (Spoiler: Nic takov\u00e9ho ned\u011blaj\u00ed.)<\/p>\n

Te\u010f vid\u00edm v\u00fdhody kudrlin \u2013 nen\u00ed pot\u0159eba je \u010desat a zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee vypadaj\u00ed divoce a bezstarostn\u011b (v m\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b zcela klamav\u00e1 reklama). Ale v\u011b\u0159te mi, kdy\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, je to jen p\u0159\u00edpad, kdy je tr\u00e1va na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b zelen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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As a curly-haired woman, I\u2019ve often been subject to the jealousy of straight-haired women who marvel at my spirals going, \u201cIt\u2019s so gorgeous! I wish\u00a0my\u00a0hair were curly.\u201d Yeah, no girl, you don\u2019t. Be careful what you wish for. Let me elaborate. Commercials for beauty products in the 1980s and 1990 were filled with models with […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3310,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[102,195],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fashion-beauty","category-fashion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22272,"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions\/22272"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test2.hermagic.com\/cs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}